Monday, July 17, 2006

Some days....


I couldn't resist posting this e-mail my sis sent me. Some days are just like this you know.

A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition."What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman."Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered."Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"


Update clarification: That is not a picture of Shalee's hubby getting the ticket!! :)

5 comments:

Barb said...

I think I like your sister. Hysterical. Gonna show this one to my husband. It'll crack him up.
:-)

Janice (5 Minutes for Mom) said...

too funny!

Lauren said...

haha! :)

Jennifer Sprague, All Natural Mommies said...

That's great!! I am going to have to send that to a couple people I just know will love it! :D

Shalee said...

HA. HA. HA.

You crack me up woman!

And it was a Canadian in the trunk, thank you! And we were only borrowing the car...