Monday, July 17, 2006
I couldn't resist posting this e-mail my sis sent me. Some days are just like this you know.
A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition."What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman."Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered."Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
Update clarification: That is not a picture of Shalee's hubby getting the ticket!! :)
Posted at 3:59 PM