You don't? Well, you put one of these on it:
Well guess what I saw at Costco yesterday? A real live turntable! For sale! For real.
What does all this mean? Is there a sudden demand and rush on turntables? Is North America going through a nostalgia crisis? Are we time warping and I didn't get the memo? Well, it's probably a good thing I couldn't bring myself to purge my old vinyl yet! Maybe it's time to go dust it off and see what I've got. It just might be worth a pretty penny on Ebay. Anyone for some BJ Thomas, Keith Green, Twila Paris, Fleetwood Mac or Bee Gees?
And if you're too young to know what I'm talking about, well, I don't want to talk to you! LOL. I kid.