An open letter to Mr. Weatherman:
Please Mr. Weather Controler Man,
I don't know what's got your goat, but you really need to stop this little tantrum you are on. Your cold shoulder of the past 5 days was hard to take. It left me cold to my bones and your icy heart really harmed a lot of helpless people.
And as if you're chilly attitude was not hard enough to take now your really roaring at us with wind that is gusting up to 134 km an hour! (That's 83 miles an hour). How are my kids supposed to walk to the bus in that. You're just being plain nasty. And not only am I worried about my kids, but the sudden drop in temperature from -18 Celcius to -4 Celcius in a few hours is wreaking havoc with the roads and highways around here. Not only is the frostiness coming up out of the road but now you're blowing all that snow across it turning it into a skating rink.
And my friends in West Coast Canada and West Coast and MidWest USA, well they are feeling your coldness towards them, too. Your bad behavior is becoming very worrisome all over. I don't see why we need to put up with this show of aggression. If you were one of the children, you'd be sitting in time out. I really need to ask you to stop this temper tantrum and bring about some normalcy.
Please and Thank You Very Much.